The 12 Normies of Christmas
For all those with mind-numbingly, moronic NORMIE families this Christmas time, I submit a little rewrite of a famous song to cheer you along!
The 12 Normies of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
A debunk of Tuskegee
On the second day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
Two useless masks
And a debunk of Tuskegee
On the third day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
Three hand gels
Two useless masks
And a debunk of Tuskegee
On the fourth day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
Four DNR’s
Three hand gels
Two useless masks
And a debunk of Tuskegee
On the fifth day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
Five PCR’s!
Four DNR’s
Three hand gels
Two useless masks
And a debunk of Tuskegee
On the sixth day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
Six doctors shilling
Five PCR’s!
Four DNR’s
Three hand gels
Two useless masks
And a debunk of Tuskegee
On the seventh day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
Seven CoNvid marshals
Six doctors shilling
Five PCR’s!
Four DNR’s
Three hand gels
Two useless masks
And a debunk of Tuskegee
On the eighth day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
Eight crisis actors
Seven CoNvid marshals
Six doctors shilling
Five PCR’s!
Four DNR’s
Three hand gels
Two useless masks
And a debunk of Tuskegee
On the ninth day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
Nine nurses dancin’
Eight crisis actors
Seven CoNvid marshals
Six doctors shilling
Five PCR’s!
Four DNR’s
Three hand gels
Two useless masks
And a debunk of Tuskegee
On the tenth day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
Ten grifters griftin’
Nine nurses dancin’
Eight crisis actors
Seven CoNvid marshals
Six doctors shilling
Five PCR’s!
Four DNR’s
Three hand gels
Two useless masks
And a debunk of Tuskegee
On the eleventh day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
Eleven jabbers jabbin’
Ten grifters griftin’
Nine nurses dancin’
Eight crisis actors
Seven CoNvid marshals
Six doctors shilling
Five PCR’s!
Four DNR’s
Three hand gels
Two useless masks
And a debunk of Tuskegee
On the twelfth day of Christmas
A normie sent to me
Twelve journos lyin’
Eleven jabbers jabbin’
Ten grifters griftin’
Nine nurses dancin’
Eight crisis actors
Seven CoNvid marshals
Six doctors shilling
Five PCR’s!
Four DNR’s
Three hand gels
Two useless masks
And a debunk of Tuskegee
(re-written by Sarah Plumley)
Remember, you were right, they were wrong and they are too weak and cowardly to even admit it to themselves, let alone anyone else.
Future historians will judge the Branch COVIDians accordingly.
Well done, stay strong and sip your favourite tipple whilst revelling in THE truth!
From all at Guerrilla Ed, may we wish you (and the non-sheeple components) of yours, a very Merry Christmas and we look forward to working with you in the New Year.
Keep it guerrilla!
Sarah Plumley
Head Teacher, Guerrilla Ed
Expert Examiner GCSE Mathematics
BA, PGCE Secondary (Mathematics), QTS
Merry Christmas Sarah. I'm going to be glad to see the back of '23. Bring on '24.